phobs-heh:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

that’s some serious yamakasi business

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thespacehairandthespaceidiot:

majorcartr:

the game is here. pw is sleep. anyone is welcome to join.

and if that doesn’t work just look for majorcartr’s game

Come play Cards Against Humanity with us!

Did you change the password? I can’t get back in

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tracybering:

jumping on that meme thing, mostly as an opportunity to make an angst free b+w post (the inhabitants of this post would be disappointed by the grammar)

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freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(Source: brebearsexybetch)

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bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though


Crying tears of laughter

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

Crying tears of laughter

(Source: mrchompers)

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die)

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

image

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@sashaalexander: That’s right. My gun is pink. Watch #rizzoliandisles tonight!
@sashaalexander: That’s right. My gun is pink. Watch #rizzoliandisles tonight!

(Source: missdontcare-x)

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0laura0:

Season 9 Gag Reel | Criminal Minds (x)

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